Vexx

Imagine you're playing Super Mario 64, but instead of Mario, you're controlling a weird little wolfman-child-thing. Also, instead of collecting Stars and Coins, you're collecting Wraithhearts and Wraithheart Shards. Also, instead of saving the princess from the evil king Bowser, you're saving the universe(?) from the evil king I don't care what his name is.

Now, imagine that there are metal claw-gloves on your hands that are, individually, bigger than your head. This isn't just the main character's gimmick, this is what playing the game feels like. Trying to maneuver, climb walls, and even fight shit is an exercise in tolerance.

Without having played too much of the game - I think I have like six out of 60 of the whatevers I need to beat it - I'm going to pre-emptively give this game a rating of 1/10. That one point is for having the chutzpah to actually be released in a world which clearly does not welcome this game.

Progress: 6 Wraithhearts