Playing A Game Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard X360

This is the funniest part of the game. And a joke about Mass Effect's loading elevators. It doesn't get any better than those! Unfortunately.

The last level did have a few humorous touches - jabs at game studio employees - but it in no way made the rest of the game, or even just that level, worth it. Eat Lead may be a short game, at around 6 hours from start to finish, but is still too long for what it is. The lame jokes and tiresome gameplay wear out their welcome within the first two levels.

Really. Don't bother.

Better than: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (PC, PS3, X360)
Not as good as: Fracture
Instead of playing this: just watch Arrested Development

Progress: Finished on easy

Rating: Awful