Rogue Warrior
Remember two hours ago, when I was halfway through the game? Since then, I got a drink, tooled around on the web, finished the game, waited for my website to come back up, and then typed this. I guess I just April Fools' pranked myself.
So yeah, my total completion time was somewhere south of 4 hours, even with numerous dies-and-retries in retarded chokepoints full of dead-eye Russians. I won't even bother mentioning the countless minor issues with Rogue Warrior - except that it is stupefying how often reloads get cancelled - since, at their worst, they will only last a few hours.
If you're like me, and have an unhealthy obsession with bad games, this is a great one because of how short and vulgar it is. Otherwise, just watch the credits and forget that there's a video game preceding them.
Better than: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (PC, PS3, X360) (Rogue Warrior is funny!)
Not as good as: real video games
Seriously: watch those credits
Progress: Finished on Regulars (normal)