The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
Less content, no story (as far as I know), worse controls, lower-fidelity graphics and sound; but I'd expected this downloadable port of the original GBA Four Swords to come up short when compared to Four Swords Adventures. What I didn't expect was, in single-player mode, you can't control all four Links; you only get two.
What's the point? I'm not at all interested in a Zelda Two Swords. It needs more swords. And if I have to meet up with other players to get them, well, no thank you.
Progress: Gave Up