Playing A Game McPixel PC

McPixel is completely, utterly, and irredeemably stupid. It's just dumb. McPixel is the worst parts of old-school point-and-click adventure games - pixel hunting, and backwards-ass illogical puzzles - peppered with Looney Tunes-caliber slapstick humor, and wrapped in a 20-second time limit. Theoretically the game's lack of sensible structure might be justified by its comedic value, but it isn't creative enough for this crutch, either: once you've seen one dynamite-pratfall or crotch-kick, you've seen them all.

That it was the first game greenlit by the Steam community, should be a source of shame to us all.

Progress: Finished Chapter 1.

Rating: Awful