Playing A Game Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze WiiU

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is a gorgeously-rendered, finely-tuned platform game with fun mechanics and challenging designs. But I have the same problem with it that I had with its predecessor, Donkey Kong Country Returns. It is too hard for me. It wracks my brain to consider that, nearly 20 years ago, a smaller, dumber version of me had practiced and mastered the living hell out of this game's equally-intricate forebears on the Super NES.

If I were to have the same liberties today that I had back then - literally nothing to do all day except retry minecart stages over and over again - then, maybe, I could make meaningful progress in Tropical Freeze. But I ain't got the time for all that, anymore.