I appreciate the juvenile and irreverent humor, and I actually dig being able to slice baddies into finely-articulated gibs. But having recently come off of Wolfenstein: The New Order, the Shadow Warrior remake - with relatively scant storytelling and gunplay - fails to make an impact. This feels more like the "classic" kind of shooter that I was never terribly interested in, while it simultaneously lacks The Old Blood's stellar standards of presentation.

Progress: Just far enough in Chapter 1 to get annoyed by a badly-placed checkpoint.

Rating: Meh