Last month, I lamented the protracted development period of - among other Kickstarter and Indiegogo projects - Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn. As if the original game wasn't enough of a joke, this sequel project had claimed to be "99% there" over a year ago, before going silent.

Recently, a wild update appeared, encouragingly titled: "Finally we are getting close to release!"

We wrote the game over three years ago and had not [sic] idea what history had in store for the world at that time. As a result, we had to change certain narratives because things got a little Nostradamus as the months unfolded. Some major plot changes meant we had to rework certain sections of the game that had a huge impact on the story overall.

I wonder if their story was about President Donald Trump killing Princess Leia. I really hope that I can eventually see a making-of featurette about this "little Nostradamus" game that they'd intended to release.

Anyway -- so I guess this update means that Shaq Fu 2 finally has a release date!?

You can expect a new trailer and release date any day now.

Well, that hasn't happened yet. Hell, maybe it'd be funnier if it doesn't happen.