Wed, May 8, 2024 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice (2024) PC The Ghost of Ace Attorney Present
Mon, Dec 18, 2023 Playing A Game Middle-earth: Shadow of War - Desolation of Mordor PC Mordor's Caped Crusader
Sat, Apr 22, 2023 Playing A Game The Outer Worlds: Peril on Gorgon, The Outer Worlds: Murder on Eridanos PC Same shit, different worlds
Sun, Sep 18, 2022 Playing A Game The Forgotten City PC Those who cannot remember the past will just have to enter the time-looping portal
Sun, Jul 10, 2022 Video Game Theory Rebel Galaxy Outlaw PC In space, no one can hear your nostalgic sighs
Sun, Jun 26, 2022 Playing A Game Deathloop PC If at first you don't succeed, you'll need to shoot everyone all over again
Tue, Dec 28, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Director's Cut PC Mysteriouslier, but, not THAT mysteriouslier
Sun, Dec 5, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck PC Wait, didn't we already do a Fantastic Voyage parody?
Sat, Oct 30, 2021 Playing A Game The Great Ace Attorney: Adventures, The Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve PC The game is afoot!
Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Guns, Love and Tentacles - The Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock PC Guns? check; Love? check; Tentacles? check-a-rooney.
Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot PC We're gonna need a crew
Wed, Jan 20, 2021 Playing A Game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines PC What is a man? A miserable little pile of ... oh, god, your face, oh fuck you're ugly!
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 Playing A Game Dishonored: Death of the Outsider PC What is dead may never die, unless you've got a really cool sword
Mon, Jul 13, 2020 Playing A Game Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus PC Meine Unannehmlichkeiten (my inconvenience)
Wed, Jul 3, 2019 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Commander Lilith and the Fight for Sanctuary PC A prelude to a sequel, not a pre-sequel
Sun, Jun 9, 2019 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations (2013) PC Closed, pending new evidence.
Mon, May 27, 2019 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice For All (2013), Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations (2013) PC Holding it...
Sun, Apr 28, 2019 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (2013), Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice For All (2013) PC Sustained!
Mon, Dec 31, 2018 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - A Criminal Past PC I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Sun, Feb 11, 2018 Playing A Game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax PC Thank you, ma'am
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre PC Of all the words I'd expect to describe Mad Moxxi, 'flat' wasn't one of them
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day PC Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: The Horrible Hunger of the Ravenous Wattle Gobbler PC WHY BE A HERO WHEN YOU COULD EAT ONE?
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC Have fun storming the tower!
Wed, Oct 25, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Not as fun as, and maybe even shorter than, Jumanji
Fri, Oct 20, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?
Sat, Oct 14, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of badass
Sat, Sep 2, 2017 Playing A Game Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony PC Something something ultimate despair
Mon, Jun 26, 2017 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Should've stayed buried
Mon, Jun 19, 2017 Playing A Game BioShock 2: Minerva's Den Remastered PC Return to the Revenge of Beneath the Planet of the Splicers: Remastered
Sat, Apr 8, 2017 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice: Special Episode - Turnabout Time Traveler 3DS The Time Traveler's Husband
Fri, Apr 7, 2017 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice: Apollo Justice - Asinine Attorney 3DS I don't know what I expected
Fri, Apr 7, 2017 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice: Phoenix Wright - Asinine Attorney 3DS Paid Fanfiction
Fri, Apr 7, 2017 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice 3DS Keeping Justice Alive
Tue, Feb 7, 2017 Playing A Game Detective Grimoire: Secret of the Swamp PC No match for Inspector Spacetime
Sat, Feb 4, 2017 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC I used to be an adventurer, like you...
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn PC There ain't enough room in this continent for two dragonborn
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire PC Home is where the annoying bard is
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC Now With 50% More Special
Sun, Jan 17, 2016 Playing A Game The Vanishing of Ethan Carter PC The Vanishing of Interesting Gameplay
Thu, Jan 7, 2016 Playing A Game Wolfenstein: The Old Blood PC This Old Blood Could Use Some New, Uh, Order
Mon, Nov 16, 2015 Playing A Game Infinifactory PC Who do I look like, Ransom E Olds? Inventor of the assembly line?
Sun, Sep 6, 2015 Playing A Game Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes PC "Ground Zeroes" implied that there would be multiple grounds.
Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Looking Forward To It Halo 5: Guardians XONE Hold on, were those Halo guys actually serious about having a storyline?
Tue, Jul 22, 2014 Playing A Game Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall PC Knife of What? Corvo Who-tano? The Which-sider?
Mon, Jun 9, 2014 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V PC My SSD's gonna stream the shit outta Los Santos.
Sun, Apr 27, 2014 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 2 PC Putting BioShock to rest.
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Playing A Game Euro Truck Simulator 2 PC A simulation of ... sitting in front of a window, and pushing buttons all day?
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Looking Forward To It Wolfenstein: The New Order PC Because when I hear "Wolfenstein," I think "Serious."
Tue, Mar 25, 2014 Looking Forward To It BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 2 PC Buried under a pile of bandwidth.
Sun, Jan 26, 2014 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC "Shawty got legs for miles!"
Sun, Dec 1, 2013 Playing A Game Kairo PC Kairo doesn't really have enough content to riff on for a blog title.
Wed, Nov 13, 2013 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Mr. Bubbles! Noooooo!
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360 San Andreas: The Land of Opportunity, Excitement, and Indomitable Dickitude
Fri, Sep 20, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360 "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!"
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 Looking Forward To It BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Of all the idealized fantasy cities in the world, she had to walk into mine.
Sat, Jul 20, 2013 Playing A Game Call of Juarez: Gunslinger PC Is this the video game equivalent of a dime novel?
Tue, Jul 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V X360 "Every single noun and verb in that [...] totally arouses me."
Fri, Jun 21, 2013 Playing A Game The Darkness II PC Who Doesn't Love a Good Dark-Fantasy/Mafia Story?
Thu, Jun 20, 2013 Playing A Game Alice: Madness Returns PC "Seems following furry creatures into dark holes has become a habit."
Mon, Jun 17, 2013 Playing A Game Sniper: Ghost Warrior PC Kind-Of Like a Real Shooter, But With Less Weapons
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC Saved the world! Friends forever! I've got the power!
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC Neon Lasers, Cyber Commandos, and Guitar Riffs
Fri, May 31, 2013 Looking Forward To It Borderlands 2 PC There's a Little Psycho in All of Us (Not a Midget Psycho, Though).
Mon, May 13, 2013 Looking Forward To It The Bureau: XCOM Declassified PC I'm gettin' really good at dacting. (Do you mean unredacting?)
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sun, Jan 27, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sat, Jan 26, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Sun, Nov 18, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Mon, Oct 22, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard PC The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard
Sun, Mar 11, 2012 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link PC Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link
Mon, Feb 28, 2011 Playing A Game Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors NDS Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors
Thu, Apr 29, 2010 Playing A Game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Mac, PC, PS3, X360) PC Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Mon, Apr 26, 2010 Playing A Game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Mac, PC, PS3, X360) PC Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Fri, Feb 12, 2010 Playing A Game Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Wii Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Mon, Dec 21, 2009 Playing A Game Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Wii Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles
Sun, Oct 4, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Tue, Aug 25, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Sun, Oct 19, 2008 Playing A Game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning PC Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
Sun, Oct 5, 2008 Playing A Game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning PC Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
Tue, Jan 1, 2008 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations NDS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Sat, Dec 29, 2007 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations NDS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Sat, Dec 22, 2007 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations NDS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations
Tue, Jan 23, 2007 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All NDS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All
Fri, Jan 19, 2007 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All NDS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Justice for All
Sun, Feb 1, 2004 Playing A Game James Bond 007: Nightfire (NGC, PS2, XBOX) NGC James Bond 007: Nightfire