Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Playing A Game Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (2024) PC A miserable little pile of micro-maps
Sun, Sep 29, 2024 Playing A Game Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (2021) PC That vampire came from the moon
Sun, Sep 29, 2024 Playing A Game Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (2021), Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance (2021) PC A whip-blast from Advance's past
Sun, Aug 25, 2024 Playing A Game Palworld PC To task them is my real test; to exploit them is my cause
Sun, Aug 4, 2024 Playing A Game Horizon Forbidden West, Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores PC City of Dinosaur-Riding Angels
Sun, Jan 14, 2024 Playing A Game Dave the Diver PC Forget the depths, there's so much to see in the shallows
Sun, Nov 19, 2023 Playing A Game Middle-earth: Shadow of War - Blade of Galadriel PC The Lady of Lite
Sun, Jul 23, 2023 Playing A Game Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor - Lord of the Hunt, Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor - The Bright Lord PC Re-climbing the Orc Chart
Sat, Apr 22, 2023 Playing A Game The Outer Worlds: Peril on Gorgon, The Outer Worlds: Murder on Eridanos PC Same shit, different worlds
Sat, Feb 11, 2023 Playing A Game Disco Elysium: The Final Cut PC Somewhere between Disco Inferno, and Dante's Inferno
Mon, Jan 16, 2023 Playing A Game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Blood and Wine PC Vallee d'abondance, hon hon hon
Fri, Dec 16, 2022 Playing A Game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Hearts of Stone PC Oh valley of plenty, ah-ah-aaaaah!
Sun, Sep 18, 2022 Playing A Game The Forgotten City PC Those who cannot remember the past will just have to enter the time-looping portal
Sat, Aug 6, 2022 Playing A Game Omensight: Definitive Edition PC You ever get the feeling... that you've done this before?
Sun, Jul 10, 2022 Video Game Theory Rebel Galaxy Outlaw PC In space, no one can hear your nostalgic sighs
Sat, Feb 5, 2022 Playing A Game South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Bring the Crunch PC Zoinks, Timmy!
Sat, Feb 5, 2022 Playing A Game South Park: The Fractured But Whole - From Dusk Till Casa Bonita PC Embrace the darkness, it comes with sopaipillas
Sun, Jan 30, 2022 Playing A Game South Park: The Fractured But Whole PC That's my secret: I'm always gassy.
Sat, Jan 22, 2022 Playing A Game South Park: The Stick of Truth PC Eat Cheesy Poofs to restore HP, mmkay
Tue, Dec 28, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Director's Cut PC Mysteriouslier, but, not THAT mysteriouslier
Sun, Dec 12, 2021 Playing A Game Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds PC Yeah, I still hate these fucking fire wolves
Sun, Dec 5, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck PC Wait, didn't we already do a Fantastic Voyage parody?
Sun, Sep 5, 2021 Playing A Game Piczle Cross Adventure PC I think I'm quite ready for another adventure.
Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Guns, Love and Tentacles - The Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock PC Guns? check; Love? check; Tentacles? check-a-rooney.
Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot PC We're gonna need a crew
Sat, Jul 17, 2021 Playing A Game Ghost of Tsushima PS4 Breath of the Mild? more like, Ninja-Assassin's Creed
Sun, Jul 4, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 3: Leviathan PC An ancient, unfathomable evil is back... for revenge!
Sun, Jul 4, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 3: From Ashes PC Fifty thousand years later, a Prothean is back... for revenge!
Sat, Jul 3, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Arrival PC Studying a Reaper artifact, what could go wrong?
Sat, Jul 3, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker PC Be it ever so humble, there's no place like a secret impenetrable lair
Sun, Jun 27, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Zaeed - The Price of Revenge PC A dish best served cold ... or, not at all
Tue, Apr 13, 2021 Playing A Game Shadowrun: Hong Kong - Extended Edition PC Just one more run... one more run...
Mon, Feb 15, 2021 Playing A Game Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 4 PC Gotta transubstantiate 'em all
Sat, Feb 13, 2021 Playing A Game Darksiders II PC Yeah yeah, pale horses and scythes and a revolver, we get it
Wed, Jan 27, 2021 Playing A Game Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness 3 PC Still on that precipice
Wed, Jan 20, 2021 Playing A Game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines PC What is a man? A miserable little pile of ... oh, god, your face, oh fuck you're ugly!
Sun, Jul 26, 2020 Playing A Game Dishonored: Death of the Outsider PC What is dead may never die, unless you've got a really cool sword
Fri, Jun 19, 2020 Playing A Game The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk: The Amulet of Chaos PC Why bleep out 'fuck' when there's so much 'shit' going on?
Mon, Jan 20, 2020 Playing A Game Five: Guardians of David PC Let him who is without sin collect the first loot
Sun, Dec 8, 2019 Playing A Game Indivisible PC Like Valkyrie Profile, but with Buddha instead of Odin
Sun, Nov 17, 2019 Playing A Game Tales of Lazo PC Now he's trapped in a book I wrote, a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors
Wed, Jul 3, 2019 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Commander Lilith and the Fight for Sanctuary PC A prelude to a sequel, not a pre-sequel
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 Playing A Game Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night PC What is an Igavania? A joyful little pile of secrets.
Sun, Feb 17, 2019 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - The Champions' Ballad Switch Now, as one last, LAST trial...
Sat, Feb 16, 2019 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - The Master Trials Switch Ordeal of the Sword
Mon, Dec 31, 2018 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - A Criminal Past PC I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Tue, Nov 13, 2018 Playing A Game Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales PC I'm here to kill elves and kick ass... and I'm all out of elves.
Sun, Oct 28, 2018 Playing A Game Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds PS4 I hate these fucking fire wolves
Mon, Jul 2, 2018 Playing A Game Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight PC Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Fri, May 18, 2018 Playing A Game The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt PC I'm Geralt of Rivia and this is my favorite brothel in Novigrad.
Sun, Feb 11, 2018 Playing A Game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!
Mon, Jan 22, 2018 Playing A Game The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings - Enhanced Edition PC I am the one who witches
Fri, Dec 29, 2017 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - The Champions' Ballad Switch Elegy for Wii U
Sun, Dec 3, 2017 Playing A Game Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story NDS Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax PC Thank you, ma'am
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre PC Of all the words I'd expect to describe Mad Moxxi, 'flat' wasn't one of them
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day PC Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: The Horrible Hunger of the Ravenous Wattle Gobbler PC WHY BE A HERO WHEN YOU COULD EAT ONE?
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC Have fun storming the tower!
Wed, Oct 25, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Not as fun as, and maybe even shorter than, Jumanji
Fri, Oct 20, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?
Sat, Oct 14, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of badass
Thu, Aug 17, 2017 Playing A Game Darksiders: Warmastered Edition PC Wave after wave of brainless bags of demon blood
Mon, Jun 19, 2017 Playing A Game BioShock 2: Minerva's Den Remastered PC Return to the Revenge of Beneath the Planet of the Splicers: Remastered
Sun, May 7, 2017 Playing A Game Epistory: Typing Chronicles PC A story about a story about writing a story
Fri, Apr 7, 2017 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Spirit of Justice 3DS Keeping Justice Alive
Thu, Mar 16, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU The endgame smells a little, uh ... wild
Wed, Mar 8, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU I've already used the title, A Breath of Fresh Wild
Sat, Feb 4, 2017 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC I used to be an adventurer, like you...
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn PC There ain't enough room in this continent for two dragonborn
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire PC Home is where the annoying bard is
Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC Now With 50% More Special
Sun, Jun 19, 2016 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU A Breath of Fresh Wild
Tue, Feb 9, 2016 Playing A Game Murdered: Soul Suspect PC One titular pun does not a murder-mystery make
Sun, Nov 29, 2015 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Rogue PC Still significantly better than Rogue Warrior
Sat, Nov 28, 2015 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Rogue PC Make your own luck? How about those genetic superhuman abilities, dick?
Tue, Sep 22, 2015 Playing A Game Oceanhorn: Monster of Uncharted Seas PC The Legend of Indie Game: Homage's Awakening
Sun, Sep 6, 2015 Playing A Game Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes PC "Ground Zeroes" implied that there would be multiple grounds.
Sun, Dec 28, 2014 Playing A Game Radiant Historia NDS I'll radiant her storia, if you know what I mean. (No, I don't know what that means. I can't imagine what you mean.)
Tue, Oct 7, 2014 Playing A Game Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor PC He's not human... he's like a piece of mithril.
Tue, Sep 30, 2014 Playing A Game Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor PC Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life.
Sun, Aug 3, 2014 Playing A Game Before the Echo PC It's like Guitar Hero and Final Fantasy crashed into each other, and there was a huge explosion, and everyone was dismembered and concussed.
Wed, Jul 2, 2014 Playing A Game Defender's Quest: Valley of the Forgotten PC Epitomizes the Humble Bundle.
Sun, May 11, 2014 Looking Forward To It 20,000 Leagues Above the Clouds PC 20,000 Leagues Inside my Head
Tue, Feb 4, 2014 Playing A Game 10000000 Android Ten Million ... what? Levels? Pixels? Other games to play?
Sun, Jan 26, 2014 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC "Shawty got legs for miles!"
Mon, Dec 30, 2013 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 3DS A Link to the Past 2: Link Harder
Thu, Dec 12, 2013 Playing A Game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies 3DS Ace Attorney is fine! Everything is going to be fine!!
Mon, Aug 5, 2013 Playing A Game Mercenary Kings PC Man-sized magnum or incendiary missile launcher? Mercenaries face such difficult decisions.
Fri, Jul 19, 2013 Looking Forward To It Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies 3DS Oh I get it, Apollo and Ath-- IS THAT A FALCON??
Mon, Jun 17, 2013 Playing A Game Magicka: The Stars are Left PC The Stars are Left? They Can Keep 'Em!
Mon, Jun 17, 2013 Playing A Game Crusader Kings II PC Because Existing Strategy Games Weren't Meticulous Enough
Fri, Jun 7, 2013 Playing A Game Darksiders II PC I am become death, with scythes, and a gun, and shit.
Fri, May 31, 2013 Looking Forward To It Borderlands 2 PC There's a Little Psycho in All of Us (Not a Midget Psycho, Though).
Thu, May 30, 2013 Playing A Game Costume Quest PC Something about, costumes, thin material, shallow ... material ... it's a thin game.
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sun, Jan 27, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sat, Jan 26, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Sun, Nov 18, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Mon, Oct 22, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Fri, Jul 27, 2012 Playing A Game Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax X360 Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax
Fri, Jun 15, 2012 Playing A Game Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP PC Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP
Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard PC The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard
Sun, Mar 11, 2012 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link PC Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link
Thu, Jan 19, 2012 Looking Forward To It Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning PC Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Thu, Dec 22, 2011 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Mon, Dec 19, 2011 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Tue, Dec 13, 2011 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Wii The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Sun, Nov 27, 2011 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Wii The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Sat, Jul 2, 2011 Looking Forward To It Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax X360 Half-Minute Hero: Super Mega Neo Climax
Sat, Jun 18, 2011 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D 3DS The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
Tue, Feb 8, 2011 Playing A Game Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode Two PC Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode Two
Sat, Dec 5, 2009 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks NDS The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Fri, Dec 4, 2009 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks NDS The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Sun, Nov 8, 2009 Playing A Game Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One PC Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One
Sun, Oct 25, 2009 Playing A Game Tales of Monkey Island: Chapter 1 - Launch of the Screaming Narwhal PC Tales of Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal
Sun, Sep 13, 2009 Playing A Game Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled NDS Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled
Thu, Jun 11, 2009 Looking Forward To It Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled NDS Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled
Wed, Jun 3, 2009 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks NDS The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Tue, Jun 2, 2009 Looking Forward To It Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story NDS Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
Sat, May 16, 2009 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Mac World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Mon, May 4, 2009 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Mac World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Sun, Mar 22, 2009 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Mac World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Mon, Dec 29, 2008 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Mac World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Sun, Nov 23, 2008 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King Mac World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King
Sun, Oct 19, 2008 Playing A Game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning PC Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
Sun, Oct 5, 2008 Playing A Game Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning PC Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning
Fri, Sep 19, 2008 Playing A Game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic PC Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Sat, Jul 5, 2008 Looking Forward To It Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One PC Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness - Episode One
Sun, Sep 30, 2007 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass NDS The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Sat, Sep 29, 2007 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass NDS The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Wed, Sep 26, 2007 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass NDS The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Mon, Sep 3, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Thu, Aug 9, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Sun, Jul 1, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Tue, Jun 19, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Tue, Jun 12, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Wed, Jun 6, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Sun, May 27, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Fri, May 25, 2007 Playing A Game World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Thu, May 24, 2007 Looking Forward To It World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Fri, Apr 20, 2007 Looking Forward To It World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Mac World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
Tue, Feb 13, 2007 Playing A Game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Mon, Feb 12, 2007 Playing A Game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Sat, Feb 10, 2007 Playing A Game Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Wed, Nov 29, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii) Wii The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Mon, Nov 27, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii) Wii The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Wed, Nov 22, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii) Wii The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Mon, Nov 20, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii) Wii The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Thu, Nov 2, 2006 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii) Wii The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Master Quest NGC The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest
Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker NGC The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Mon, May 29, 2006 Playing A Game Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance GBA Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
Sun, Jan 1, 2006 Playing A Game Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean NGC Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean
Sat, Dec 3, 2005 Playing A Game Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals SNES Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals
Sun, May 29, 2005 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap GBA The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Sun, Nov 14, 2004 Playing A Game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door NGC Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Wed, Feb 25, 2004 Playing A Game Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles NGC Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles