Sun, Oct 20, 2024 Playing A Game No Man's Sky PC

They can keep it

Sun, Aug 25, 2024 Playing A Game Palworld PC

To task them is my real test; to exploit them is my cause

Wed, Dec 20, 2023 Playing A Game Last Call BBS PC

You don't have to go $HOME but you can't sleep() here

Sun, Jul 9, 2023 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Switch

Wild Harder

Sun, Jun 4, 2023 Playing A Game Cyberpunk 2077 PC

It's still a bit punky

Sun, Jun 26, 2022 Playing A Game Untitled Goose Game PC

I don't know what I exp- HONK

Sun, Apr 17, 2022 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Our Flag Means Lots of Stabbing

Mon, Sep 6, 2021 Playing A Game Saints Row: The Third Remastered PC

The Boss Is Back In Town

Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Guns, Love and Tentacles - The Marriage of Wainwright & Hammerlock PC

Guns? check; Love? check; Tentacles? check-a-rooney.

Sat, Apr 3, 2021 Playing A Game Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut PC

Gotta keep running

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 Playing A Game Space Pirates and Zombies PC

Space Debris

Sun, Oct 18, 2020 Playing A Game Starpoint Gemini 2 PC

In desparate need of fast-travel

Fri, Oct 9, 2020 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V PC

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Sat, Aug 22, 2020 Playing A Game Factorio PC

Burning the midnight oil

Sun, Aug 16, 2020 Playing A Game Factorio PC

Hell, it's about time.

Sat, May 30, 2020 Playing A Game Molek-Syntez PC

Just makin' some drugs

Mon, May 25, 2020 Playing A Game Thief PC

Still no explosions!

Sun, Apr 26, 2020 Playing A Game Fallout 4 PC

War never changes, but will Bethesda?

Sat, Mar 14, 2020 Playing A Game Windward PC

Yo ho, yo ho, an accountant's life for me

Sun, Mar 8, 2020 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony PC

Still Fabulous

Sat, Jan 18, 2020 Playing A Game Prime Mover PC

Unfactorable

Sat, Oct 12, 2019 Playing A Game Mindustry PC

Still waiting for Factorio 1.0

Sun, Sep 8, 2019 Playing A Game The Saboteur PC

Some Fuckin' Master Race

Sun, Feb 10, 2019 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Switch

A familiar legend

Mon, Aug 20, 2018 Playing A Game Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered PC

Get your ass back to Mars.

Fri, Aug 10, 2018 Playing A Game Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered PC

Mars... Mars never changes.

Tue, Jun 12, 2018 Looking Forward To It Satisfactory PC

I can't get no Factorio

Mon, Jun 11, 2018 Looking Forward To It Cyberpunk 2077 PC

It's there, just around the corner

Sat, Apr 28, 2018 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XV: Windows Edition PC

Almost Certainly Not Final

Sun, Mar 11, 2018 Video Game Theory Red Dead Redemption

These Violent Delights

Mon, Jan 15, 2018 Playing A Game Opus Magnum PC

Needs more opus

Sun, Dec 10, 2017 Playing A Game Opus Magnum PC

Opus Pretty-Okay

Sat, Dec 2, 2017 Playing A Game Super Mario Odyssey Switch

I have (most of) the power

Sun, Nov 26, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Closing Pandora's Boxes, For Now

Sun, Nov 5, 2017 Playing A Game Super Mario Odyssey Switch

Homer's forgotten butt-stomping epic

Sat, Oct 28, 2017 Playing A Game Super Mario Odyssey Switch

We're going on an odyssey!

Fri, Oct 20, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC

KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?

Thu, Oct 5, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Electric Boogaloo

Sat, Sep 2, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Jack is still pretty handsome

Sun, May 7, 2017 Playing A Game Red Dead Redemption XONE

Sometimes, dead is better

Thu, Mar 16, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU

The endgame smells a little, uh ... wild

Wed, Mar 8, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU

I've already used the title, A Breath of Fresh Wild

Sat, Feb 18, 2017 Playing A Game Rebel Galaxy PC

Now THIS is Space Trucking

Sat, Feb 4, 2017 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC

I used to be an adventurer, like you...

Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn PC

There ain't enough room in this continent for two dragonborn

Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard PC

I am the night

Wed, Dec 28, 2016 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition PC

Now With 50% More Special

Sun, Jun 19, 2016 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU

A Breath of Fresh Wild

Sun, Apr 24, 2016 Playing A Game Job Simulator: The 2050 Archives PC

I jobbed

Sun, Jul 12, 2015 Playing A Game The Magic Circle PC

Needs more Mecha-Shiva

Sat, Jun 20, 2015 Looking Forward To It No Man's Sky PC

No, man. Is sky.

Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Looking Forward To It Fallout 4 PC

War might have changed a little

Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V PC

Is It About Hell Time?

Sun, Nov 9, 2014 Playing A Game Factorio PC

Transforming the useless, pristine land into a marvel of smoggy industry.

Mon, Jun 16, 2014 Playing A Game Watch Dogs PC

Letting the Watch Dogs out

Sun, Jun 15, 2014 Playing A Game Far Cry 3 PC

A Far Cry from Chicago

Mon, Jun 9, 2014 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V PC

My SSD's gonna stream the shit outta Los Santos.

Mon, Jun 9, 2014 Playing A Game Watch Dogs PC

It's a Unix system! I know this!

Wed, Jun 4, 2014 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Whiskey for my Johnny O!

Tue, May 27, 2014 Playing A Game Watch Dogs PC

Not quite Eye-Catching_Dogs.

Wed, May 7, 2014 Video Game Theory Red Dead Redemption

Rose-Colored Redemption

Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC

You hear that, BioWare? You hear that, Sucker Punch?

Sat, Mar 29, 2014 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs

Grand Theft Smartphone

Sat, Feb 15, 2014 Looking Forward To It Thief

Seventeen minutes and no explosions!?

Mon, Dec 30, 2013 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 3DS

A Link to the Past 2: Link Harder

Thu, Oct 24, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360

San Andreas: The Land of Opportunity, Excitement, and Indomitable Dickitude

Wed, Oct 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Twenty minutes!? Why don't I just go kill myself!

Wed, Oct 2, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Now with fully-articulated Blackbeard action

Tue, Sep 24, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360

Yeah, Trevor is the best ever.

Fri, Sep 20, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!"

Thu, Sep 12, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Assassin's Creed IV: Dynamic Navmesh

Fri, Sep 6, 2013 Playing A Game Saints Row IV PC

Leave It to The Saints!

Sat, Jul 27, 2013 Playing A Game Starseed Pilgrim PC

Alternate Title: Block Gardener

Tue, Jul 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V X360

"Every single noun and verb in that [...] totally arouses me."

Wed, Jun 26, 2013 Playing A Game Little Inferno PC

Emphasis on "Little"

Thu, Jun 20, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Pirates!

Mon, Jun 17, 2013 Playing A Game Just Cause 2 PC

No, "Just 'Cause" isn't a good-enough reason.

Mon, Jun 10, 2013 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC

Hopefully "Why you doin' this!" isn't a common line.

Fri, Jun 7, 2013 Playing A Game Mafia II PC

Mussolini Ain't Got Nothin' On a Wiseguy

Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC

Saved the world! Friends forever! I've got the power!

Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC

Neon Lasers, Cyber Commandos, and Guitar Riffs

Fri, May 31, 2013 Looking Forward To It Borderlands 2 PC

There's a Little Psycho in All of Us (Not a Midget Psycho, Though).

Sat, May 11, 2013 Looking Forward To It Saints Row IV PC

"Dubstep Gun"

Fri, Apr 19, 2013 Looking Forward To It Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Wed, Apr 3, 2013 Playing A Game Tomb Raider (2013) PC

Tomb Raider (2013)

Wed, Mar 27, 2013 Playing A Game SimTower PC

SimTower: The Vertical Empire

Sat, Mar 16, 2013 Playing A Game SimTower PC

SimTower: The Vertical Empire

Fri, Mar 15, 2013 Looking Forward To It Saints Row IV PC

Saints Row IV

Tue, Mar 5, 2013 Playing A Game Tomb Raider (2013) PC

Tomb Raider (2013)

Sat, Mar 2, 2013 Playing A Game Burnout Paradise PC

Burnout Paradise

Thu, Feb 28, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

Thu, Feb 21, 2013 Playing A Game Burnout Paradise PC

Burnout Paradise

Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC

Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Sun, Jan 27, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC

Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Thu, Jan 17, 2013 Playing A Game Max Payne 3 PC

Max Payne 3

Mon, Jan 7, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Borderlands 2

Sun, Jan 6, 2013 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed III PC

Assassin's Creed III

Tue, Jan 1, 2013 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed III PC

Assassin's Creed III

Mon, Nov 19, 2012 Playing A Game Retro City Rampage PC

Retro City Rampage

Sun, Nov 18, 2012 Playing A Game The Saboteur PC

The Saboteur

Mon, Oct 22, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Borderlands 2

Tue, Sep 18, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2 PC

Borderlands 2

Mon, Sep 17, 2012 Playing A Game The Saboteur PC

The Saboteur

Mon, Sep 3, 2012 Playing A Game Sleeping Dogs PC

Sleeping Dogs

Sun, Aug 19, 2012 Playing A Game Sleeping Dogs PC

Sleeping Dogs

Sat, Jul 21, 2012 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed III PC

Assassin's Creed III

Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC

Watch Dogs

Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed III PC

Assassin's Creed III

Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It Sleeping Dogs PC

Sleeping Dogs

Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard PC

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard

Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It Tomb Raider (2013) PC

Tomb Raider (2013)

Sun, Mar 4, 2012 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim PC

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Sun, Feb 26, 2012 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim PC

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Thu, Feb 2, 2012 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim PC

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Sun, Jan 22, 2012 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Revelations PC

Assassin's Creed Revelations

Thu, Jan 19, 2012 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Revelations PC

Assassin's Creed Revelations

Wed, Jan 11, 2012 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Brotherhood PC

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Tue, Jan 3, 2012 Playing A Game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim PC

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Sun, Jan 1, 2012 Playing A Game Solar 2 PC

Solar 2

Sun, Dec 4, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row: The Third PC

Saints Row: The Third

Mon, Nov 21, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row: The Third PC

Saints Row: The Third

Wed, Nov 16, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row: The Third PC

Saints Row: The Third

Tue, Oct 25, 2011 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V PC

Grand Theft Auto V

Sun, Aug 14, 2011 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony PC

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony

Sun, Jul 31, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row 2 PC

Saints Row 2

Sun, Jul 24, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row 2 PC

Saints Row 2

Sat, Jul 23, 2011 Playing A Game Terraria PC

Terraria

Mon, Jul 11, 2011 Playing A Game Just Cause 2 PC

Just Cause 2

Sat, Jun 25, 2011 Playing A Game Saints Row: The Third PC

Saints Row: The Third

Sat, Jun 11, 2011 Playing A Game Terraria PC

Terraria

Sun, May 22, 2011 Playing A Game L.A. Noire X360

L.A. Noire

Sun, May 22, 2011 Playing A Game L.A. Noire X360

L.A. Noire

Thu, May 19, 2011 Playing A Game L.A. Noire X360

L.A. Noire

Wed, May 18, 2011 Playing A Game L.A. Noire X360

L.A. Noire

Tue, Jan 18, 2011 Playing A Game Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare X360

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

Sun, Jan 16, 2011 Playing A Game Red Dead Redemption X360

Red Dead Redemption

Sun, Jan 2, 2011 Playing A Game Red Dead Redemption X360

Red Dead Redemption

Sun, Oct 17, 2010 Playing A Game Minecraft: Java Edition PC

Minecraft

Sat, Oct 16, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony X360

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony

Fri, Oct 8, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned X360

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned

Thu, Sep 30, 2010 Playing A Game Dead Rising 2: Case Zero X360

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero

Thu, Sep 30, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned X360

Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned

Wed, Sep 1, 2010 Playing A Game Dead Rising 2: Case Zero X360

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero

Sat, Jul 10, 2010 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed II X360

Assassin's Creed II

Sat, Jul 10, 2010 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed II X360

Assassin's Creed II

Tue, Jul 6, 2010 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed II X360

Assassin's Creed II

Sun, Apr 25, 2010 Playing A Game The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom PC

The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

Wed, Apr 21, 2010 Playing A Game The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom PC

The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

Sun, Apr 11, 2010 Playing A Game The Saboteur X360

The Saboteur

Thu, Apr 8, 2010 Playing A Game The Saboteur X360

The Saboteur

Wed, Apr 7, 2010 Playing A Game The Saboteur X360

The Saboteur

Mon, Apr 5, 2010 Playing A Game The Saboteur X360

The Saboteur

Thu, Apr 1, 2010 Playing A Game The Saboteur X360

The Saboteur

Thu, Apr 1, 2010 Playing A Game Rogue Warrior X360

Rogue Warrior

Wed, Mar 31, 2010 Playing A Game Rogue Warrior X360

Rogue Warrior

Sun, Mar 7, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Thu, Feb 11, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Sun, Jan 31, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Sat, Jan 16, 2010 Playing A Game Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction PS2

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Sun, Dec 6, 2009 Playing A Game Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction PS2

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Tue, Nov 17, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Tue, Nov 17, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Mon, Nov 16, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Sun, Nov 15, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Mon, Nov 9, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Sun, Oct 11, 2009 Playing A Game Final Fantasy XII PS2

Final Fantasy XII

Sun, Aug 30, 2009 Playing A Game Prototype PC

Prototype

Sun, Aug 30, 2009 Playing A Game Prototype PC

Prototype

Sat, Aug 29, 2009 Playing A Game Prototype PC

Prototype

Thu, Aug 13, 2009 Playing A Game Prototype PC

Prototype

Sat, Aug 8, 2009 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars NDS

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Sun, Aug 2, 2009 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed PC

Assassin's Creed

Fri, Jul 31, 2009 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed PC

Assassin's Creed

Mon, Jul 27, 2009 Playing A Game MadWorld Wii

MadWorld

Sat, Jul 25, 2009 Playing A Game MadWorld Wii

MadWorld

Fri, Jul 24, 2009 Playing A Game MadWorld Wii

MadWorld

Tue, Jul 21, 2009 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars NDS

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

Fri, Jun 5, 2009 Playing A Game MadWorld Wii

MadWorld

Thu, May 28, 2009 Playing A Game MadWorld Wii

MadWorld

Fri, May 1, 2009 Playing A Game Dead Rising X360

Dead Rising

Tue, Apr 28, 2009 Playing A Game Crackdown X360

Crackdown

Tue, Apr 28, 2009 Playing A Game Crackdown X360

Crackdown

Tue, Apr 28, 2009 Playing A Game Crackdown X360

Crackdown

Sun, Apr 26, 2009 Playing A Game Dead Rising X360

Dead Rising

Fri, Apr 17, 2009 Looking Forward To It Crackdown X360

Crackdown

Sat, Jan 3, 2009 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed PC

Assassin's Creed

Sun, Nov 16, 2008 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed PC

Assassin's Creed

Fri, Oct 17, 2008 Playing A Game World of Goo PC

World of Goo

Tue, Aug 5, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto III PS2

Grand Theft Auto III

Sat, Aug 2, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto III PS2

Grand Theft Auto III

Sun, Jul 27, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto III PS2

Grand Theft Auto III

Thu, Feb 14, 2008 Playing A Game No More Heroes Wii

No More Heroes

Tue, Feb 5, 2008 Playing A Game No More Heroes Wii

No More Heroes

Thu, Jan 31, 2008 Playing A Game No More Heroes Wii

No More Heroes

Mon, Jan 28, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Wed, Jan 9, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Sun, Jan 6, 2008 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City PS2

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Tue, Dec 4, 2007 Looking Forward To It No More Heroes Wii

No More Heroes

Tue, May 22, 2007 Playing A Game Super Mario 64 DS NDS

Super Mario 64 DS

Fri, Jan 5, 2007 Playing A Game Animal Crossing: Wild World NDS

Animal Crossing: Wild World

Thu, Oct 5, 2006 Playing A Game Animal Crossing: Wild World NDS

Animal Crossing: Wild World

Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game Animal Crossing NGC

Animal Crossing

Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game SimCity SNES

SimCity

Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Master Quest NGC

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest

Sun, Feb 27, 2005 Playing A Game Super Mario 64 DS NDS

Super Mario 64 DS

Sat, May 1, 2004 Playing A Game Final Fantasy III (SNES, Wii) SNES

Final Fantasy VI