Thu, Jan 1, 2026 Playing A Game Star Wars Outlaws: A Pirate's Fortune, Star Wars Outlaws: Wild Card PC One of my best friends was a Jedi! I'm pretty sure we were friends.
Sun, Dec 7, 2025 Playing A Game LEGO Horizon Adventures PC The world may have ended, but there are still LEGO studs to collect
Sun, Aug 4, 2024 Playing A Game Horizon Forbidden West, Horizon Forbidden West: Burning Shores PC City of Dinosaur-Riding Angels
Wed, Dec 20, 2023 Playing A Game Last Call BBS PC You don't have to go $HOME but you can't sleep() here
Sat, Apr 22, 2023 Playing A Game The Outer Worlds: Peril on Gorgon, The Outer Worlds: Murder on Eridanos PC Same shit, different worlds
Sun, Oct 30, 2022 Playing A Game Control: AWE PC A story about a writer who wrote a story about a writer writing a story
Sun, Jul 10, 2022 Video Game Theory Rebel Galaxy Outlaw PC In space, no one can hear your nostalgic sighs
Sun, Jun 26, 2022 Playing A Game Deathloop PC If at first you don't succeed, you'll need to shoot everyone all over again
Sun, Dec 12, 2021 Playing A Game Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds PC Yeah, I still hate these fucking fire wolves
Sun, Jul 4, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 3: Leviathan PC An ancient, unfathomable evil is back... for revenge!
Sun, Jul 4, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 3: From Ashes PC Fifty thousand years later, a Prothean is back... for revenge!
Sat, Jul 3, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Arrival PC Studying a Reaper artifact, what could go wrong?
Sat, Jul 3, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker PC Be it ever so humble, there's no place like a secret impenetrable lair
Sun, Jun 27, 2021 Playing A Game Mass Effect 2: Zaeed - The Price of Revenge PC A dish best served cold ... or, not at all
Tue, Apr 13, 2021 Playing A Game Shadowrun: Hong Kong - Extended Edition PC Just one more run... one more run...
Sun, Jan 3, 2021 Playing A Game Cave Story+ PC Ah, the old story of the cave and the machine-gun robots.
Mon, Jul 13, 2020 Playing A Game Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus PC Meine Unannehmlichkeiten (my inconvenience)
Wed, May 13, 2020 Playing A Game Headlander PC In the land of headless robots, the one-headed bot is king.
Wed, Feb 19, 2020 Playing A Game VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action PC Time to mix drinks and click through pages and pages of dialog
Fri, Aug 23, 2019 Playing A Game Prismata PC A game about controlling teams of battling robots from a tablet computer.
Fri, Feb 8, 2019 Playing A Game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Switch World of Overly-Complicated, Tedious and Unfulfilling Light
Mon, Dec 31, 2018 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - A Criminal Past PC I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Sat, Nov 3, 2018 Playing A Game Zone of The Enders: The 2nd Runner Mars PC A blast from the poorly-localized past
Sun, Oct 28, 2018 Playing A Game Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds PS4 I hate these fucking fire wolves
Sun, Feb 11, 2018 Playing A Game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax PC Thank you, ma'am
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre PC Of all the words I'd expect to describe Mad Moxxi, 'flat' wasn't one of them
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day PC Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: The Horrible Hunger of the Ravenous Wattle Gobbler PC WHY BE A HERO WHEN YOU COULD EAT ONE?
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC Have fun storming the tower!
Wed, Oct 25, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Not as fun as, and maybe even shorter than, Jumanji
Fri, Oct 20, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?
Sat, Oct 14, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of badass
Sat, Sep 2, 2017 Playing A Game Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony PC Something something ultimate despair
Mon, Jun 26, 2017 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Should've stayed buried
Mon, Jun 19, 2017 Playing A Game BioShock 2: Minerva's Den Remastered PC Return to the Revenge of Beneath the Planet of the Splicers: Remastered
Thu, Mar 16, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU The endgame smells a little, uh ... wild
Wed, Mar 8, 2017 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU I've already used the title, A Breath of Fresh Wild
Sun, Jun 19, 2016 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild WiiU A Breath of Fresh Wild
Wed, Jan 20, 2016 Playing A Game Galacide PC It's when you kill a galaxy, I guess, or maybe when you kill a fancy, elaborate party
Thu, Jan 7, 2016 Playing A Game Wolfenstein: The Old Blood PC This Old Blood Could Use Some New, Uh, Order
Sun, Dec 20, 2015 Playing A Game Red Faction: Guerrilla PC The Red Faction is dead; Long live the Red Faction
Mon, Nov 16, 2015 Playing A Game Infinifactory PC Who do I look like, Ransom E Olds? Inventor of the assembly line?
Sun, Sep 6, 2015 Playing A Game Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes PC "Ground Zeroes" implied that there would be multiple grounds.
Fri, Jul 3, 2015 Playing A Game D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die - Season 1 PC D4: Dude Does Dangerous Drugs
Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Looking Forward To It Halo 5: Guardians XONE Hold on, were those Halo guys actually serious about having a storyline?
Sat, Nov 15, 2014 Looking Forward To It Tales from the Borderlands PC Everything is better with Patrick Warburton voice-acting.
Sun, Nov 9, 2014 Playing A Game Factorio PC Transforming the useless, pristine land into a marvel of smoggy industry.
Tue, Aug 12, 2014 Playing A Game Transcripted PC Transcription (noun): The process by which mRNA is synthesized from a DNA template resulting in the transfer of genetic information from the DNA molecule to mRNA.
Thu, Jul 31, 2014 Playing A Game Strike Suit Zero: Director's Cut PC I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
Sun, Jul 20, 2014 Playing A Game PixelJunk Shooter PC They could have at least tried a little harder on the title.
Mon, Jul 7, 2014 Playing A Game Mighty Switch Force! Hyper Drive Edition WiiU Not, ehh, as mighty as I'd expected.
Thu, Jul 3, 2014 Playing A Game Syder Arcade PC In retrospect, having "arcade" in the name should have been a big hint.
Sun, Apr 27, 2014 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 2 PC Putting BioShock to rest.
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC You hear that, BioWare? You hear that, Sucker Punch?
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Looking Forward To It Wolfenstein: The New Order PC Because when I hear "Wolfenstein," I think "Serious."
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Playing A Game Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed PC Without racing or transforming, Sonic & All-Stars don't really cut it.
Tue, Mar 25, 2014 Looking Forward To It BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 2 PC Buried under a pile of bandwidth.
Sun, Jan 26, 2014 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC "Shawty got legs for miles!"
Wed, Nov 13, 2013 Playing A Game BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Mr. Bubbles! Noooooo!
Wed, Oct 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Twenty minutes!? Why don't I just go kill myself!
Wed, Oct 2, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Now with fully-articulated Blackbeard action
Thu, Sep 12, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Assassin's Creed IV: Dynamic Navmesh
Tue, Aug 13, 2013 Playing A Game The Wonderful 101 WiiU Collect the Bloivins! Adjust the Borkulator! Sprocket the Down Advance Shiftometer!
Tue, Jul 30, 2013 Looking Forward To It BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea - Episode 1 PC Of all the idealized fantasy cities in the world, she had to walk into mine.
Fri, Jul 12, 2013 Playing A Game Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World PC That has such people in it! -- actually, the people aren't that bad.
Sun, Jun 30, 2013 Playing A Game Oil Rush PC Something about, rushing too fast, and, lack of attention to detail. Yeah.
Sun, Jun 30, 2013 Playing A Game No Time to Explain PC A Brief Explanation, Since There is No Time For a Longer One
Tue, Jun 25, 2013 Playing A Game Closure PC I really don't understand the title, but the game is supercool.
Mon, Jun 10, 2013 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC Hopefully "Why you doin' this!" isn't a common line.
Thu, Jun 6, 2013 Looking Forward To It Gunpoint PC I'm a sucker for hacking puzzles and jazzy soundtracks.
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC Saved the world! Friends forever! I've got the power!
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC You Get a Swarm Host - You Get a Swarm Host - Everyone Gets a Swarm Host
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon PC Neon Lasers, Cyber Commandos, and Guitar Riffs
Fri, May 31, 2013 Looking Forward To It Borderlands 2 PC There's a Little Psycho in All of Us (Not a Midget Psycho, Though).
Thu, May 23, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC Come at the Queen of Blades, you best not miss.
Wed, May 22, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC The Ongoing Saga of Star-Crossed Lovers, Space Marine and Alien Queen
Mon, May 13, 2013 Looking Forward To It The Bureau: XCOM Declassified PC I'm gettin' really good at dacting. (Do you mean unredacting?)
Thu, Feb 28, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sun, Jan 27, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sat, Jan 26, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Sat, Nov 24, 2012 Playing A Game Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods & Kings PC Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods & Kings
Sun, Nov 18, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Mon, Oct 22, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Wed, Jun 6, 2012 Looking Forward To It Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance X360 Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Sun, Mar 11, 2012 Playing A Game Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link PC Deus Ex: Human Revolution - The Missing Link
Sun, Dec 11, 2011 Looking Forward To It Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance X360 Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Sat, Nov 12, 2011 Playing A Game Red Faction: Armageddon - Path to War PC Red Faction: Armageddon - Path to War
Mon, Nov 29, 2010 Playing A Game Transformers: War for Cybertron X360 Transformers: War for Cybertron
Sun, Oct 4, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Tue, Aug 25, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Thu, Jul 23, 2009 Playing A Game Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PS2, PSP, Wii) Wii Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Sat, Jul 18, 2009 Playing A Game Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PC, PS3, X360) X360 Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Thu, Jul 16, 2009 Playing A Game Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PS2, PSP, Wii) Wii Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Thu, Jun 4, 2009 Playing A Game Sin & Punishment: Star Successor Wii Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
Mon, May 4, 2009 Playing A Game Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii) Wii Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Sun, May 3, 2009 Playing A Game Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii) Wii Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Sat, May 2, 2009 Playing A Game Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii) Wii Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Fri, Sep 19, 2008 Playing A Game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic PC Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Thu, Sep 4, 2008 Looking Forward To It Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii) Wii Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Fri, Aug 22, 2008 Playing A Game Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy PS2 Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
Sun, Apr 6, 2008 Looking Forward To It Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (Wii) Wii Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Sun, Nov 14, 2004 Playing A Game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door NGC Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Mon, Jul 5, 2004 Playing A Game Star Wars: Rogue Squadron III - Rebel Strike NGC Star Wars: Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike
Mon, Jul 5, 2004 Playing A Game Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II - Rogue Leader NGC Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader