Sat, Dec 7, 2024 Playing A Game Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (2024) PC A miserable little pile of micro-maps
Sun, Aug 25, 2024 Playing A Game Palworld PC To task them is my real test; to exploit them is my cause
Sun, May 12, 2024 Playing A Game Saints Row (2022), Saints Row: The Heist & The Hazardous, Saints Row: A Song of Ice & Dust PC Saints Row 5: The Third, Part 2 (2022)
Thu, Dec 21, 2023 Playing A Game A Way Out PC It used to take two; it still does, but it used to, too
Wed, Dec 20, 2023 Playing A Game Last Call BBS PC You don't have to go $HOME but you can't sleep() here
Sun, Jun 26, 2022 Playing A Game Deathloop PC If at first you don't succeed, you'll need to shoot everyone all over again
Sun, Feb 20, 2022 Playing A Game It Takes Two PC It takes two people, and a generous number of drinks
Tue, Dec 28, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Director's Cut PC Mysteriouslier, but, not THAT mysteriouslier
Sun, Dec 5, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Psycho Krieg and the Fantastic Fustercluck PC Wait, didn't we already do a Fantastic Voyage parody?
Mon, Aug 16, 2021 Playing A Game Borderlands 3: Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot PC We're gonna need a crew
Sat, Apr 17, 2021 Playing A Game Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power PC We need to tighten up the graphics a bit.
Mon, Nov 16, 2020 Playing A Game Uncharted 4: A Thief's End PS4 Greatness from pretty-good-sized beginnings
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 Playing A Game Batman: Arkham Origins (PC, PS3, WiiU, X360) PC Maybe not the hero we need right now
Tue, Jun 2, 2020 Video Game Theory Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Good artists copy, great artists steal.
Sun, Dec 8, 2019 Playing A Game Indivisible PC Like Valkyrie Profile, but with Buddha instead of Odin
Fri, Aug 23, 2019 Playing A Game Prismata PC A game about controlling teams of battling robots from a tablet computer.
Wed, Jul 3, 2019 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Commander Lilith and the Fight for Sanctuary PC A prelude to a sequel, not a pre-sequel
Sun, Jun 30, 2019 Playing A Game Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night PC What is an Igavania? A joyful little pile of secrets.
Sat, Jun 15, 2019 Looking Forward To It Spiritfarer PC Let's take this boat-town out to international waters
Fri, Feb 8, 2019 Playing A Game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Switch World of Overly-Complicated, Tedious and Unfulfilling Light
Sat, Nov 3, 2018 Playing A Game Zone of The Enders: The 2nd Runner Mars PC A blast from the poorly-localized past
Sun, Feb 11, 2018 Playing A Game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel PC We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax PC Thank you, ma'am
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre PC Of all the words I'd expect to describe Mad Moxxi, 'flat' wasn't one of them
Thu, Nov 9, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day PC Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho.
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: The Horrible Hunger of the Ravenous Wattle Gobbler PC WHY BE A HERO WHEN YOU COULD EAT ONE?
Mon, Nov 6, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC Have fun storming the tower!
Wed, Oct 25, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Not as fun as, and maybe even shorter than, Jumanji
Fri, Oct 20, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC KIDS THESE DAYS AND THEIR CRAZY LANGUAGE AM I RIGHT!?
Sat, Oct 14, 2017 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of badass
Tue, Dec 27, 2016 Playing A Game The Jackbox Party Pack 3 PC Three Times the Jack, Three Times the Box
Wed, Jan 20, 2016 Playing A Game Galacide PC It's when you kill a galaxy, I guess, or maybe when you kill a fancy, elaborate party
Sun, Dec 20, 2015 Playing A Game Red Faction: Guerrilla PC The Red Faction is dead; Long live the Red Faction
Sun, Nov 29, 2015 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Rogue PC Still significantly better than Rogue Warrior
Sat, Nov 28, 2015 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed Rogue PC Make your own luck? How about those genetic superhuman abilities, dick?
Tue, Jun 16, 2015 Looking Forward To It The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes 3DS Three is... well, at least it's better than two.
Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Looking Forward To It Halo 5: Guardians XONE Hold on, were those Halo guys actually serious about having a storyline?
Mon, Jun 15, 2015 Looking Forward To It Uncharted 4: A Thief's End PS4 Uncharted 4: Episodes from Liberty City
Sun, Nov 9, 2014 Playing A Game Factorio PC Transforming the useless, pristine land into a marvel of smoggy industry.
Thu, Jul 31, 2014 Playing A Game BattleBlock Theater PC All the world's a stage, and all the block-faces and triangle-heads merely players.
Mon, Jun 9, 2014 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V PC My SSD's gonna stream the shit outta Los Santos.
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Playing A Game Euro Truck Simulator 2 PC A simulation of ... sitting in front of a window, and pushing buttons all day?
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC You hear that, BioWare? You hear that, Sucker Punch?
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Playing A Game Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed PC Without racing or transforming, Sonic & All-Stars don't really cut it.
Sat, Apr 26, 2014 Playing A Game The Cave PC Like a real cave, strewn with rough surfaces, unpolished gems, and some bat shit.
Sat, Mar 15, 2014 Playing A Game Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze WiiU Donkey-[insert lewd innuendo]
Sat, Mar 15, 2014 Playing A Game The LEGO Movie Videogame PC Is it still "meta" if it's actually about LEGO?
Sun, Jan 26, 2014 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep PC "Shawty got legs for miles!"
Sun, Jan 12, 2014 Playing A Game Super Mario 3D World WiiU "So I step in and, uh, lay her crown upon my sweet head." "Have I missed this euphemism?"
Sun, Dec 22, 2013 Playing A Game Batman: Arkham Origins (PC, PS3, WiiU, X360) PC Edward Nigma may have the most industrious case of OCD, ever.
Sun, Dec 22, 2013 Playing A Game Batman: Arkham Origins (PC, PS3, WiiU, X360) PC Deja Vu All Over Again
Sat, Dec 14, 2013 Playing A Game Super Mario 3D World WiiU If, for whatever reason, you've been waiting for a next-gen sequel to Super Mario USA -- congratulations!
Sun, Nov 24, 2013 Playing A Game Super Mario 3D World WiiU "Meow what is so damn funny?" "I could have sworn you said meow."
Sun, Nov 24, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO Marvel Super Heroes PC Of course Stan Lee is a playable superhero.
Tue, Nov 12, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO Marvel Super Heroes PC LEGO Marvel Super Agent Coulson & Friends
Thu, Oct 24, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360 San Andreas: The Land of Opportunity, Excitement, and Indomitable Dickitude
Wed, Oct 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Twenty minutes!? Why don't I just go kill myself!
Wed, Oct 2, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Now with fully-articulated Blackbeard action
Sat, Sep 28, 2013 Looking Forward To It Sonic Lost World (PC, WiiU) Sonic's Lost World Adventure ... Galaxy?
Fri, Sep 20, 2013 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto V X360 "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs!"
Thu, Sep 12, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Assassin's Creed IV: Dynamic Navmesh
Tue, Aug 13, 2013 Playing A Game The Wonderful 101 WiiU Collect the Bloivins! Adjust the Borkulator! Sprocket the Down Advance Shiftometer!
Mon, Aug 5, 2013 Playing A Game Mercenary Kings PC Man-sized magnum or incendiary missile launcher? Mercenaries face such difficult decisions.
Fri, Jul 12, 2013 Playing A Game Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World PC That has such people in it! -- actually, the people aren't that bad.
Tue, Jul 9, 2013 Looking Forward To It Grand Theft Auto V X360 "Every single noun and verb in that [...] totally arouses me."
Sun, Jun 30, 2013 Playing A Game Oil Rush PC Something about, rushing too fast, and, lack of attention to detail. Yeah.
Sun, Jun 30, 2013 Playing A Game No Time to Explain PC A Brief Explanation, Since There is No Time For a Longer One
Fri, Jun 28, 2013 Playing A Game Trine 2 PC "Pontius had been quite taken by the ladylike flower they had encountered."
Mon, Jun 17, 2013 Playing A Game Crusader Kings II PC Because Existing Strategy Games Weren't Meticulous Enough
Wed, Jun 12, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes (3DS, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, WiiU, X360) PC DC Pretty-Good Heroes
Mon, Jun 10, 2013 Looking Forward To It Watch Dogs PC Hopefully "Why you doin' this!" isn't a common line.
Wed, Jun 5, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC You Get a Swarm Host - You Get a Swarm Host - Everyone Gets a Swarm Host
Sat, Jun 1, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO Batman 2: DC Super Heroes (3DS, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, WiiU, X360) PC Leaping LEGO Licenses, Batman!
Sat, Jun 1, 2013 Playing A Game Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine PC Monaco: What's Yours is Difficult To Distinguish From the Background
Fri, May 31, 2013 Looking Forward To It Borderlands 2 PC There's a Little Psycho in All of Us (Not a Midget Psycho, Though).
Thu, May 30, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO The Lord of the Rings (Android, iOS, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, X360) PC Release the river!
Tue, May 28, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO The Lord of the Rings (Android, iOS, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, X360) PC It is a game bred for a single purpose: to destroy the world of men.
Sat, May 25, 2013 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed III: The Tyranny of King Washington PC The Redemption Lives Up to Its Name
Fri, May 24, 2013 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed III: The Tyranny of King Washington PC The Secret Nationalist Revisionists Don't Want You to Know: King Washington's Magic Brainwashing Scepter
Thu, May 23, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC Come at the Queen of Blades, you best not miss.
Wed, May 22, 2013 Playing A Game StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm PC The Ongoing Saga of Star-Crossed Lovers, Space Marine and Alien Queen
Tue, May 21, 2013 Playing A Game Assassin's Creed III: The Tyranny of King Washington PC Assassin's Creed III: Let's Jam As Many Words Into This Title As Possible
Sat, May 11, 2013 Playing A Game LEGO The Lord of the Rings (Android, iOS, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, X360) PC And My Axe.
Thu, Feb 28, 2013 Looking Forward To It Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag PC Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt PC Borderlands 2: Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
Wed, Jan 30, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sun, Jan 27, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage PC Borderlands 2: Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
Sat, Jan 26, 2013 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Thu, Nov 29, 2012 Playing A Game Warlock: Master of the Arcane - Armageddon PC Warlock: Master of the Arcane - Armageddon
Sat, Nov 24, 2012 Playing A Game Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods & Kings PC Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods & Kings
Sun, Nov 18, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Mon, Oct 22, 2012 Playing A Game Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty PC Borderlands 2: Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
Thu, Jun 7, 2012 Playing A Game Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist PC Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Mon, Dec 26, 2011 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords - Anniversary Edition NDS The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition
Sat, Nov 12, 2011 Playing A Game Red Faction: Armageddon - Path to War PC Red Faction: Armageddon - Path to War
Sun, Aug 14, 2011 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony PC Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
Sun, May 22, 2011 Playing A Game Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim Android Majesty: The Fantasy Kingdom Sim
Tue, Jan 18, 2011 Playing A Game Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare X360 Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
Mon, Nov 29, 2010 Playing A Game Transformers: War for Cybertron X360 Transformers: War for Cybertron
Sat, Oct 16, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony X360 Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony
Fri, Oct 8, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned X360 Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned
Thu, Sep 30, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned X360 Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned
Sun, Sep 12, 2010 Playing A Game Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light X360 Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Mon, Sep 6, 2010 Playing A Game Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light X360 Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light
Mon, Sep 6, 2010 Playing A Game Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction X360 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction
Sat, Aug 14, 2010 Playing A Game Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction X360 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction
Tue, Aug 10, 2010 Playing A Game Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction X360 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction
Thu, Apr 29, 2010 Playing A Game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Mac, PC, PS3, X360) PC Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Mon, Apr 26, 2010 Playing A Game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Mac, PC, PS3, X360) PC Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Sun, Mar 7, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Thu, Feb 11, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Sun, Jan 31, 2010 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories PS2 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Sun, Oct 4, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Tue, Aug 25, 2009 Playing A Game Metroid Prime: Trilogy, New Play Control! Metroid Prime, New Play Control! Metroid Prime 2: Dark Echoes Wii Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Sat, Aug 8, 2009 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars NDS Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Tue, Jul 21, 2009 Playing A Game Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars NDS Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Sat, Jul 18, 2009 Playing A Game Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PC, PS3, X360) X360 Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Thu, Jun 4, 2009 Playing A Game Sin & Punishment: Star Successor Wii Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
Thu, Feb 28, 2008 Playing A Game Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords NDS Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
Sun, Feb 24, 2008 Playing A Game Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords NDS Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords
Fri, Feb 23, 2007 Playing A Game Altered Beast (Genesis/MegaDrive, Linux, Mac, PC, PS3, Wii, X360, zod) Wii Altered Beast
Tue, Oct 3, 2006 Playing A Game The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Mac, Mobile, NGC, PC, PS2, XBOX) NGC The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Sat, Jul 3, 2004 Playing A Game The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures NGC The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Wed, Feb 25, 2004 Playing A Game Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles NGC Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles
Sun, Feb 1, 2004 Playing A Game James Bond 007: Nightfire (NGC, PS2, XBOX) NGC James Bond 007: Nightfire